Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Jim: Look, is there a birthday you remember that you loved?ĭwight: Here's one. : Put the most attractive beets on top.The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "Wow, I need this beet right now." Those are the money beets. : What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?ĭwight: First rule in road-side beet sales: Put the most attractive beets on top.: Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks?ĭwight: What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?ĭwight: Wrong.Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.ĭwight: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks? Hell, I can even sleep on a fence.ĭwight: Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks? The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. : My diabolical plan has been put on hold for Christmas.My heart just melts when I hear the sound of children singing. My diabolical plan has been put on hold for Christmas. : BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! Have you ever asked you.WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND.Īudience. unite! We must never acquiesce, for it is together. I say, salesman - and women - of the world. This is our duty to change their perception. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. WE ARE WARRIORS! Salesmen of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight, I say to you, and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. That's why they call i.ĭwight's Speech: BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war - the war of work - but from the moment as a child, when we realize that the world could be conquered. : 'R' is among the most menacing of sounds.That's why they call it murder and not mukduk. He says when he's around Phyllis "The only thing I'm worried about? Is getting a boner.'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. He later tries to redeem himself by telling the entire office he is sexually attracted to saleswoman, Phyllis, after someone made fun of her. So what does he do? Ridicules the sexual harassment video, makes unrefined comments towards the women, and promises to never make a joke ever again because the office is stuck up.īut we all know Michael, and he can't stay mad for too long. Toby (HR rep for Dunder Mifflin) wants to freshen up the office's sexual harassment policies and of course, Michael thinks that will put a restriction on the office's easy-going atmosphere. For starters, his favorite comeback to practically every statement is, "that's what she said." But there is one episode that is fully dedicated to sexual harassment and that's episode two in the second season. Has anyone actually counted the amount of inappropriate sexual jokes Michael Scott has made in the office? If so, let us know.
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